Welcome To Britain..
Where our current Monarch is a Bond Girl..
And our future Monarchs are wizards…
Enjoy your stay.
(Source: my-royal-obsession, via whyistheskywhatchicken)
u know he dead
(Source: b0lly, via thatsmoderatelyraven)
- don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
- a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
- or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’
(via mydeaddog)
Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
if you ever think dick jokes are immature i’ll just remind you that Starkid made a whole musical based on them
(via tasteherforbiddenfruits)
I don’t think we as a collective fandom will ever get over how perfect this casting is
seriously, you could almost believe they’re the same person
(Source: buttsexalecki, via saccharine-disposition)
(Source: bobbyfraser, via that-soulless-ginger)
(Source: veeravivia, via that-soulless-ginger)
put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun
apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this
(via saccharine-disposition)
My friend Caleb looks like Lucifer. Call in Cousin Matt and Caleb for an episode!
(via saccharine-disposition)





