Welcome To Britain..
Where our current Monarch is a Bond Girl..
And our future Monarchs are wizards…
Enjoy your stay.
- don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
- a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
- or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’
Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
if you ever think dick jokes are immature i’ll just remind you that Starkid made a whole musical based on them
put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun
apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this